Reflections on a week of news
March 28th, 2003 by HenNews just in:
American TV News channels claim to have discovered lost sense of humour 70km south of Baghdad. The afore-mentioned sense of humour is said to have been mislaid at some point in the early 20th century. Spokesperson Dennis Miller said, “In fact, we’re really not sure when it was lost. It’s been so long since it was actively used. “.
A spokesperson for the European Humour Export board refused to comment on what this would do to the lucrative export business to the United States, however a spokesperson for the Canadian Humour Union declared the find to be a catastrophe.
News Update:
As with most of the news reporting over the last week, this report has turned out to be an unfounded pile of bollocks.